STFU

Levels of infractions

STFU - a citation of this level issued by the STFU police indicates that u have become a minor nuisance. Some of ur posts illicit perhaps an occasional eye roll or a scratch of the head...reader comes away with a mild case of WTF?

Please STFU - this level indicates an escalation of the annoyance factor..perhaps you've thrown a strange photo of yourself in various stages of dress onto the front page..which leaves the viewer with moderate case of WTF?

OMG STFU - this level has thrown u into the serious nuisance category. Most likely, you've discovered that you have an opinion on every subject matter, and u don't mind sharing it with everyone. There's hardly a post or photo that gets unnoticed by you and you serial post on each matter. More often than not, u've developed an excessive use of capital letters, exclamation marks, catch phrases and the overuse of the word DUDE! (please note, there is a DUDE quota on this site, no more than 500 times per day). Reader comes away with a severe case of OMG WTF?

I'm Begging You to STFU - this level has thrown you into the intolerable category. Infractions of this magnitude may qualify u immediately for the GFY award of the day. Most likely, you are in the throes of EPD (excessive post disorder). Upon logging on in the morning, the reader has found the site unrecognizable in it's original form and isn't quite sure what world they've entered. More often than not, ur screen name, which has now grown to the size of an official blog, is everywhere the reader looks. Videos, music, self portraits and rantings leave the reader afraid to go to their own page, for fear of what they'll find. Reader comes away with a chronic case of WTF? and fears their next log in.

"in accordance with the STFU bylaws established by the CYPSTFU committee (Could You Please STFU)" lol