"Hey, it's Jeff. What's going on? Happy Sunday. It's a lovely day here and I'm watching the Marine Leer come in at rapid speeds is in the nice lowest 60's today here in Southern California. I'm enjoying my day. I hope you all."

I just downloaded Darth Vader and haven't played with him yet! I am LIVE at 8PM p.s.t. www.scheffxp.com

Man o Man.. I woke up FULL!!! what a SLOB! that's ok, I am preparing for the Experience tonight at 8 PM P/S/T/ www.scheffxp.com

Jeff

just got home from Thanksgiving dinner.. it was FILLING!!! I am going to stream a MINI XP... Join Me www.scheffxp.com 9:00 PM. P.S.T.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all, have a great day... I am SO thankful that we are all friends and look forward to the futures on the internets

I heart you all, it was a good day! Getting close to TURKEY DAY!!!!! woo hoo.. off to bed, maybe a little Grey's.. I am SUCH a CHICK!!! hahahah

Jeff

"Hey what up? It's Jeff. Taking care of business. Picked up a new sponsor today and I'll blog about them soon. Moving the ride along. So make sure you check out the Shift XP dot EDU's I heart Milts the missing demographic."

Yo, it's Jeff... good brain storming tonight... cya tomorrow.... The Scheff XP is going to be available on iTunes soon!

"Checking back. Watching some grace."

"Hey everyone, it's Jeff. Good morning good afternoon good evening depending on where you are on the world. Starting the day off being very productive and that is it. I hope you all have a good day. I'll be around. You'll be hearing from me. Rock on. Make sure you go to the Chef XP dot E D U info."

IN BED... NOT FEELING WELL....

Tonight was AWESOME.. thank you to all that called and hing out... the XP RAWKED!!!!!

LIVE in 15 minutes 9PM P.S.T. www.scheffxp.com come hang out.. call in 310-594-5282

Saturday Night Live - Kissing Family OUT THERE!!!!

What a trip... how far TV has come... disturbingly funny

please visit my youtube page

www.youtube.com/scheffmusic

Rate the vid's, comment and subscribe !!!

http://ping.fm/rUGTm TRIPPY "Kissing Family" SNL

Working it peep's... getting ready for tonight's Live Video Stream www.scheffxp.com

Wake up... time to ROCK the world... go to my youtube.com/scheffmusic page... SUBSCRIBE & COMMENT PLEASE@!@!@

been out of it the last few days... I am getting back!

messing around... recovering still ... sorry to be out of it... should be back tomorrow!

Good morning, slept over 12 hrs... still not 100%... but getting there... thanks for the emails, calls, text.. I heart you all!

Jeff

I am S*&T FACED on Mountain Dew

catching up on Grey's Season 5.. in bed,not feeling well today... dunno why...so I chill.. i'm in total CHICK mode!

heading to bed, meet Jesus today... hit the GAP, hung out with my bro Todd and watched some Chapelle... off to bed...

"Going for a bike ride down the ocean beach with my bother Todd."

putting on my Sunday best (Jeans & t-shirt) and heading out to meet Jesus! Have an awesome day!

Transferring my iTunes music to another drive (all 200+ gigs). I never made it to the Gap.. I guess tomorrow! Will stream tonight!

doing my best to get out of here and head to the GAP... gotta get my 30% off groove on!

Good morning, heading over to Peet's to grab a cup o Joe!

I am streaming Live on http://www.scheffxp.com - Come join the chat and call in 310-594-5282 and say Hi!

"Hi everyone, it's Jeff. I am on my daily walk here and I'm out of breath. Well if you could hear this you would know that I'm slightly out of breath but you're reading it so just follow the flow. Remember the Chef XT is tonight 9:00pm my time, the only time Pacific time."

recording new music video (Katy Perry song)... will upload to http://ping.fm/qeYgD shortly!

I'm up... high on caffeine! Networking, taking over the internets... www.scheffxp.com

waking up, it's a new day... time for coffee and a little work... then it's play time!!!

Not very productive day... dealing with personal drama.. but listening to the Foo's is fixing most of it!!!!

WARNING - STRONG LANGUAGE AND OFFENSIVE MATERIAL! www.scheffmusic.com

good morning, taking care of business... a little web work... cash making time... = happy scheff XP...

hanging with my Cousin right now on scheffxp.com, took some good photo's today at the Vet's cemetery on Point Loma. Will post them on scheffmusic.com later

waking up, had a CRAZY dream.. emails, coffee and ustream! Talk to you in a bit.

off to bed, it was a very productive day. Look forward to tomorrow!

STFU

Levels of infractions

STFU - a citation of this level issued by the STFU police indicates that u have become a minor nuisance. Some of ur posts illicit perhaps an occasional eye roll or a scratch of the head...reader comes away with a mild case of WTF?

Please STFU - this level indicates an escalation of the annoyance factor..perhaps you've thrown a strange photo of yourself in various stages of dress onto the front page..which leaves the viewer with moderate case of WTF?

OMG STFU - this level has thrown u into the serious nuisance category. Most likely, you've discovered that you have an opinion on every subject matter, and u don't mind sharing it with everyone. There's hardly a post or photo that gets unnoticed by you and you serial post on each matter. More often than not, u've developed an excessive use of capital letters, exclamation marks, catch phrases and the overuse of the word DUDE! (please note, there is a DUDE quota on this site, no more than 500 times per day). Reader comes away with a severe case of OMG WTF?

I'm Begging You to STFU - this level has thrown you into the intolerable category. Infractions of this magnitude may qualify u immediately for the GFY award of the day. Most likely, you are in the throes of EPD (excessive post disorder). Upon logging on in the morning, the reader has found the site unrecognizable in it's original form and isn't quite sure what world they've entered. More often than not, ur screen name, which has now grown to the size of an official blog, is everywhere the reader looks. Videos, music, self portraits and rantings leave the reader afraid to go to their own page, for fear of what they'll find. Reader comes away with a chronic case of WTF? and fears their next log in.

"in accordance with the STFU bylaws established by the CYPSTFU committee (Could You Please STFU)" lol

Good morning, just woke up... brewing up some fresh Peet's and checking e-mails!!!

The Chargers really make me MAD!!!! They SUCK@ That Titans/Bears game was nice! Football Day!

Hey!!! Coffee, football and bologna sandwiches.. I am WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK.. Happy Sunday!

SCHEFF

heading to bed... it was a mellow night... my allergies were KILLING me... so sleepy time here I come! Cya later, SCHEFF

hanging at home.. what else is new? Going to perfect the French Press later tonight! Now, I am emailing... maintaining the "webernets" in la la land.

Just got back from a 4-5 mile walk... went to OB a.k.a. "Troll Bee" and walked around, hit Poma's and Peet's.. i am SICK in The Head!

Just recorded a Mini Music Video for DEEP 6 HOLIDAY.. CLASSIC! Check the youtube page or ustream or better yet.. WWW.SCHEFFMUSIC.COM

Just ate some Weetabix cereal with GOATS milk.. Dude. not Down with the Goats milk. it's tastes NASTY! The Weetabix was the bomb, I switched to non fat milk!

Having a cup of Coffee... thinking about the plan for the day... and the XP tonight! I have a contest idea... it's brewing

"Hey guys, it's Chef. What's happening? I'm just chillaxing all up in the you streaming what not. Hell yeah streaming live at 8:20pm one Thursday. Happy Thursday to you all. Come see me at chefxp.com peace."

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Lunch at Hodad's in Ocean Beach, CA

It Rocked my world off, I went into a super Food Coma... but it was a great greasy burger!


Find more photos like this on SCHEFFMUSIC

Phun with Photo's

http://ping.fm/KPWnC

If you are like me, you like to take pictures and have others take pictures.. then the best part is to sift through them and find the perfect "MYSPACE" shot for your social network (s). Well with all that on the table now, start looking for a few good head shots of you and get ready to geek out and start creating some pretty classic superimposed shots of you in some interesting places... As Celebrities, historical landmarks, etc...

Here is a link to a few that someone recently sent to me...

http://ping.fm/Et0L9

SCHEFF
www.scheffmusic.com

WRONG

http://ping.fm/AA1F5*yv5ew*5OfwsQgcaB1Kc1oYJgJjDXKQHVcj3dYMaFNGQt2tQkdLtMqxp8kPXoCqZY9pWT6ux1CDgiyYU/1225787097847.jpg

I'm Fat and Gross... Thanks Ricky!

I’m Fat and Gross... that must be RICKY!!!!!

I love that ... I received an email today that stated the following

"You look FAT!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!! Must be having lots of fun.... "

My plan is working!!! I like to freak peep's out, and create a different me. Let me introduce you to Ricky... he is an internet Troll! He is fat, sweaty, greasy and thinks he is God's gift to woman. A true loser, but he keeps trying!

So to any of you out there that feel like that, thank you for the validation! That means yo uhave been "TROLLED" by Ricky!

Definitions of Troll

1. Being dissed or rejected, usually due to a troll like appearance. Being denied sexual acts because of your hideousness.

I got trolled last night at da club.

This is a Video.. and YES.. he is also A TROLL!!! but he explains the term TROLL!



Tuesday, November 04, 2008


I’m Fat and Gross... that must be RICKY!!!!!
Current mood: bitchy

I love that ... I received an email today that stated the following

"You look FAT!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!! Must be having lots of fun.... "

My plan is working!!! I like to freak peep's out, and create a different me. Let me introduce you to Ricky... he is an internet Troll! He is fat, sweaty, greasy and thinks he is God's gift to woman. A true loser, but he keeps trying!

So to any of you out there that feel like that, thank you for the validation! That means yo uhave been "TROLLED" by Ricky!

Definitions of Troll

1. Being dissed or rejected, usually due to a troll like appearance. Being denied sexual acts because of your hideousness.

I got trolled last night at da club.

This is a Video.. and YES.. he is also A TROLL!!! but he explains the term TROLL!


http://ping.fm/Vs37B


LINKS -

http://ping.fm/C61J5

http://ping.fm/vjpWW


Love,

L

Are you a Chroll

to youtube or not?

I sit in front of a computer and broadcast live video throughout the day (http://www.scheffxp.com). Some of it is entertaining and the rest is garbage. But for some reason most people get a kick out of watching my boring day go by.

So there is a problem, some of the bits work on youtube and some don't. Without seeing the chat or being apart of it sometimes the videos are boring. Sometimes I record the videos out of something else, so it might be in response to someone in the chat room, phone call, emails, IM's, etc...

Is it translating to youtube out of context into context? That is the question. Or am I still making a fool of myself, but you dig it?

SCHEFF

Hey, it's Jeff.... updating my sites, drinking coffee, texting, working out ideas to take over the internets!

SCHEFF

"Hey, it's Jeff what's happening. I'm chilaxing. Are you. I am not going to stream. Go over to Jeffxp.com and watch what is Ricky really saying."

Just got back from the Cliffs! http://ping.fm/WgZk2

The Call at Qualcomm in San Diego, CA

It was good, I got there around 10:30 and hung til about 2:30... lot o prayer... hung out with a few friends... there was a slight Grace Center/Bethel thing going on..... very cool! Wish I would have stayed longer, but it was WAY TOO HOT and I love Jesus... but not for 12 hours straight! Father forgive me, I have sinned ... again! hahahahahaha!!!!!!

L